Thursday, March 29, 2007

How to get a pill down Jake's throat...


Step 1: Using your 'nice' voice, call him over. Con him into thinking food is involved.
Step 2: Pick him up and put in your lap, ensure that the pill is easy access.
Step 3: Clutch his head in your hand and pry open his jaw. Use soothing voice.
Step 4: Elbow Nilla out of the way.
Step 5: Pop pill into mouth, shut, blow up his nose.
Step 6: Elbow Nilla out of the way.
Step 7: Take pill from side of cats mouth - repeat step 3.
Step 8: Tell Nilla to get the heck away before you kick her lab butt.
Step 9: Repeat step 5.
Step 10: Pat Jake on head and release. Feed him treats. Repeat steps #4, 6 and 8.

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