Ode to an Office Cat

Office cat
Office cat
Oh my gawd
You are such a brat.

Office cat, Office cat
Does whatever an office cat can
Sticks his nose in my coffee cup
Then looks at me and says whas’ up?

Look out! Here comes the Office cat.
Is he fat? Listen bud-
When he jumps on the floor, he lands with a thud.

Can he squeeze into a tiny space?
Take a look behind my laptop beside the mace,
Hey there! There goes the office cat.

In the chill of the a.m., right after the night,
At the smell of coffee,
Like a streak of light,
He arrives just in time! (so it doesn’t rhyme)

Office cat, office cat
Friendly office, office cat,
Promotions and pay he’s ignored
Sleeping on my desk is his reward.

To him
Life is a big nap fest
Where ever there is a warm spot he is a pest,
And you will see Office Cat!