Dear World:
Two months, two weeks ago our lives were irreversibly changed - and we arent happy. Our dear owners - okay only the female one was 'dear', the male one was known to dislike us and our bad behaviour on many occasion, the female one was at least suckered in by our cute looks - brought home a creature. A fur-less, yet odor filled, and vocal creature that has taken away all the attention from us.
Said creature seems to attach itself to the female owner at times when we NEED to go outside to do our business or just go sniff and eat our former business. The dog of our group, Ms. Nilla, would like you to know that her walks have diminished drastically. And the cats - Ms. Brandy and Mr. Jake - would like you to know that our cuddles have also dramatically disappeared as have our spots on the couch due to this creatures gear.
We have some photographic evidence of this creature and will post it later. In the interim, we beg for your intervention on our behalf.
Regards,
Ms. Nilla (a.k.a. Pretty Girl), Ms. Brandy (a.k.a. Punkin'), Mr. Jake (a.k.a. Chub Chub, Chuckles)
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