After living here for three years, it finally came to me - fill it with bark chips and some decorate plants and....done! After some convincing, Rob came around to the brilliance of my idea as well ;)
Step One: Convince dog to take a picture with the weeds:
Step Two: Put tarp on weeds:
Step Three: Put bark on tarp. Or rather get husband to put bark on tarp as you weed the front gardens.
Step Four: Have said husband pose with his work...
Step Five: Stick some decorative potted plants in the bark...and...DONE!!!